System Security Warning

Windows has detected an unattended workstation.

Initiate "Public Shame Protocol"?

Security Breach Detected

Official Donut Declaration

This workstation was found UNLOCKED.

By the laws of Office Etiquette Section 4.2, you owe the team:

1 Dozen Donuts

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